Conversation with Noah

Me - sitting in my room trying to read my scriptures
Noah - Mama, I can jump on your bed?
Me - yes
Noah - jumping, but I hope it doesn't turn into lick or ish
Me - ? Why would the bed turn into licorice????
Noah - Because ours do, but yours doesn't
Me - Your bed turns into licorice?
Noah - yeah
Me - why?
Noah - because